Saturday, April 30, 2005
i saw a bat fly past my window while reflecting upon the joys of indices.
found myself thinking tt a bat actually has a pretty good life, and if i were a bat, would i be happy?
6 reasons to be a bat
1-don't have to learn indices
2-can emit ultrasonic screeches
3-can hang upside down all day=no school/no exams
4-no parents(:
5-bats are black. i'm sure tt they don't develop BAD COMPLEXIONS DUE TO EXTREME STRESS AND THEN BECOME MORE STRESSED BECAUSE OF THE BAD COMPLEXION. pfft.
6-can fly. i mean. how cool is that! *flapflap*
6 reasons NOT to be a bat
1-ugly (not tt all human beings are much better)
2-hairy!!
3-generally hated by most pple=get swatted at
4-fly alone):
5-not Christians
6-can fly. so scary.
therefore i conclude tt i would not like to be a bat.