missing: one pink grapefruit.

reward: i'll give you a kiss (not)

date of departure: unknown

suspect(s): DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY


ARGH how many times must i go and buy a grapefruit, and how many times has he EATEN IT, thinking it looks like an orange?! it does NOT look like an orange! oranges are how much smaller lah! this is so annoying.

and i need to get a dog, just so i can walk it. it would be real nice to be able to go for a walk with a proper excuse, and also some prevention against being kidnapped. so my mum wouldn't freak out.

and i wish i had all the time in the world to spend below the moon light in Gelare, right now.

i wish things were better.

or maybe i'm just greedy. maybe it's silly of me, to wish for perfection in every little area of my life, when it's already really good. really really good.

oohooh.

THIRD CITIZEN, a big beef of a man, takes out a horn: Wait'll they hear this! I could blow your mustache off with this!

Horster returns. He sees the horn and stops abruptly.

HORSTER: I don't want any roughhouse, you hear me? You wanna be horny you better take it outside, yo!

THIRD CITIZEN: oh yes. i'll take it outside. but only if you elope with me!

Horster is at a loss for words.

HORSTER: i... i... i decline!

THIRD CITIZEN: Then i'm afraid i'll have to ask Billing to eat me.

-pause-

THIRD CITIZEN: BILLING! EAT ME!

BILLING: chomp, chomp. crunch. (pg 83)
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well i lied. i am just so sick of eotp and all of it's boringness. HONESTLY. what a load of political garbage. i think my version is definitely more interesting. but of course, it's more stupid as well.

i'm sick of eotp. i'm sick of studying. i'm sick of spending time feeling guilty about not studying. i'm sick of mediocrity, of settling for everything but what i want, because of being lazy, or afraid, or tired. maybe even not believing that God's bigger than the problem, or that just perhaps i could even make the slightest difference to anything at all.

but i'll never be sick of my friends.
liza, char, zai, it's been fantastic studying with you guys, and i'm sorry if i do talk more than study! argh. it's time to really really get down to it i guess.

pfft.

Suddenly the third citizen lets out a blast on his horn. The women jump, Billing and Horster turn around quickly.

HORSTER: you do that once more and i'll throw you out of here!

THIRD CITIZEN: you can't. i'm a ghost. wooo woooo.

HORSTER: you do not scare me, you supernatural nitwit!

Horster lets out an almighty burp. The noxious fumes diffuse through the air, and react with the covalently bonded atoms of Ghost, to form Bhost.

THIRD CITIZEN: ahhhhh! i'm... i'm...

third citizen melts and is absorbed by Petra's dress.

The End.

I want you to believe in life
but I get the strangest feeling that you've gone away
will you find out who you are too late to change?

I wish I could be every little thing you wanted
all the time
I wish I could be every little thing you wanted
all the time sometimes

-dishwalla, every little thing

It's all about You, Jesus
And all this is for You
For Your glory and Your fame
It's not about me
As if You should do things my way
You alone are God
And I surrender to Your ways

good times, good times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_roIiEiGuM

nicole at her shining best.

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Denise's song
(sung to the tune of the alphabet)

a, b, c, D-
nise says "gee
how i need to go and pee
eew this toilet's too dirty
primary kids made it smelly
so instead let's go for tea
eat oheya to improve my qi"

Denise's dog is called pippy
makes liza scared and makes her go "EEE!"
dee's chicken floss makes us happy
gives us strength to try and study
but in the end we say "study bores me!
let's go watch a dvd!"

Dee dee's friendship is the key
to make life flow much more smoothly
i hate to imagine how things would be
if she hadn't transferred into MG
so thank you i now say to thee
and FRIENDS FOREVER may we always be!

well i have always thought that it'd be real nice to go to Africa and help the poor kids there, maybe to teach them, maybe to like. do relief work to help them lead better lives or something. it sounds a little far fetched i know, because hardly anyone can bring themselves to go. (that rhymes!)

well anyway.

i have DECIDED that i will try to kick this vision into action. REALLY REALLY WILL. not only because they need help, but i think it's a pretty good way to show them God's love too!

yup.

anyway, coming up is the Ode to Charmaine, part II:

Oh Charmaine
We danced for the rain
So i wouldn't have to take the bus.
Oh Charmaine
You ease my pain
When i whine and kick up a fuss.

My dear friend
always and till the end
For your niceness i shall always be grateful
My dear friend
May your life be a blend
Of sunshine and love and poifull (the jellybeans)

Little C Poh
I hope this you know
That the end of this year aint goodbye
Little C Poh
Wherever you go
We'll always be friends, you and i(O:

thank you so much for everything. the laughs, the tears, the late night telephone conversations. Well our friendship has been through. alot. i think. and i really thank God for you! and your LONG TOES! BWAHAHA! yo, peace out, brudder. *thump thump*

since zai says "it's the thought that counts", i'm not going to write a shoutout to zai!
instead i'm going to write to zai's tshirt.

ahem.

Dear Tshirt of Zai,

hello! it has truly been a pleasure wearing you today, because for a tshirt, you are really comfortable. you are just the correct size. you are of the right material (not too hard not to soft!). you have the name "Zai" printed on the back, and that is good because zai is a really fantastic person! Let me tell you why Zai is fantastic:
1. zai is so PRETTY!
2. zai is so NICE!
3. zai is so SWEET!
4. zai gives me ICE! (or as zai prefers, mice. or lice.)
5. zai is so KIND!
6. zai is so THOUGHTFUL!
7. zai's maths is GOOD!
8. and that is DELIGHTFUL!

alright, thats enough.
YOU, MY TSHIRT! you smell. you smell of Zai's smell you know! hur hur! maybe i will kidnap you forever more! coz ok lah the smell is pretty nice.

this is so

G
A
Y

whutEVAAAH.

anyway, dear tshirt, may you live a happy life! (ok lah, and your owner also.)

love, muriel

next chapter coming up soon is "ode to Charmaine, part 2"
(the first one took place in sec2)

When u have to look away
When u don't have much to say
That's when I love you
I love you just that way

To hear you stumble when you speak
Or see you walk with two left feet
That's when I love you
I love you endlessly

And when youre mad cause you lost the game
Forget I'm waiting in the rain
Baby I love you
I love you anyway

Cause here's my promise made tonight
you can count on me for life
Cause that's when I love you
When nothing you do can change my mind
The more I learn the more I love
The more my heart can't get enough
That's when I love you
When I love you
No matter what

So when you turn to hide your eyes
Cause the movie made you cry
That's when I love you
I love you
A little more each time

And when you cant quite match your clothes
Or when you laugh at your own jokes
that's when I love you
I love you More than you know

And when you forgot that we had a date
Or that look that you give when you show up late
Baby I love you ,I love you anyway

So here's my promise made tonight
you can count on me for life
Cause that's when I love you
When nothing you do can change my mind
The more I learn the more I love
The more my heart cant get enough
That's when I love you
When I love you
no matter what

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eliza crystal sarah nureen char zai nana ming kelly tessa cheryl grace april zhiway denise yvonne -the crapbags. THANK YOU MUCHLY, I LOVE YOU ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. (and the heart of my bottom too!)

nicole ng, my dearest buddy from WAYYYY back to the kindergarten days. you'll always have a special place in my <3!

micole lim, for all the laughs, at you and with you, i am eternally indebted. MAY YOUR VACUUM LIVE ON! Love.

lavender wilder heng, the one i got into the most trouble with!! you're one awesome person and i love you loads!

melissa stephanie wong, my Fruit Day buddy, thanks for your friendship, thanks for the fun, and know that i'll always always be here for you- come what may, and until my dying day!

shabana shakuro, you silly girl who NEVER gets caught for doing anything naughty! thanks for helping me survive bio, and ss/geog. hate to admit it, but your presence really brightens my day! other than when you pinch me- I LOVE YOU!

melody woonie ong, I LOVE YOU! i'm gonna miss sectionals with you, and taking 154 with you, and EHEHHEH throwing wet tissue in the toilet. AHAHAH! LOVE YOUUUUU

justine thambelina, my provision shop, my geometry tutor, my super duper seating partner, I'M GOING TO MISS THOSE TIMES!)O: love you!

shermaine heng, AH! YOU! my since-primary-3-friend! THANK YOU for your friendship, after all these years, i'm so glad to still count you as a super duper and beautiful friend! STOP DIETING LAH! hahahaha SO SKINNY! *MUACKS*

the rest of 4b3, each one of you has impacted my life in one way or another, and i love you loads!

to anyone i forgot... i'll remember you soon, and i'll edit this entry then/:

idunwannaleavemg!!!!!!!!!

it hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time

barrh! this haze is really starting to get to me!

my beautiful sunsets in the morning have been reduced to dull gray skies, and as for the gorgeous sunsets i used to be able to see from my window, now all i see is a glowing red ball descending against a -woo hoo you guessed it!- gray sky as a backdrop.

it just goes to show how a bunch of silly people really can impact the WHOLE REGION, just with a few silly acts they chose to carry out.

if only good things were just as easy to spread.

if only i could be one who makes a conscious effort to spread good things- love, joy, kindness, patience... i try, but sometimes it is so hard to. and sometimes i am just lazy.

to be honest, the only thing which i find quite easy to spread now, is nutella, and i really really want that to change.

also, i really really miss madhavi. come back)O:

ok, today was really one of my best best BEST favouritest days in an insanely long time!

it all started during my 20 minute power nap which occured during geog. i SWEAR it was a complete accident, i was watching Mrs Goh drawing shoes on the whiteboard, and the next thing i knew, she was finishing up source based qns! or something. AND SHE DIDNT SCOLD! PLUS. it actually REJUVENATED me rather than made me more sleepy! ha ha! and after that, everything was just GOOD!

except.

at recess, zai and i mourned the loss of Oliver James, and we both stupidly called him jamie oliver instead. and THEN i was laughing my head off at miss zai (or mister, whatever you prefer) and MS CHEONG! SHE WALKED IN! *faints* HOW EMBARASSING LAH!

even MATHS was fun, coz ESTER (esther) karmy mel and i had to do a practice paper outside the staff room while the rest had amath, and OH MY TIAN! karmy's face is SO SO SO cute! hahahaha. and mel put the cambridge bag on top of the waterbottles, so it stood up straight, which prompted Ms Hoho to sport an EXTREMELY PUZZLED FACE hahahhaha! and then of course there was karmy AGAIN.. when ms ho wanted to go through the paper with her, she suddenly realised karm had drawn on it, in pencil, and roared "WHY YOU DRAW ON MY PAPER!" hahahahahah! and then karm tumbled off her chair: "I ERASE! I ERASE!" ms ho: "AHAHHAHAHA! YOU VERY FUNNY LEH!"

then after school... hahahah JOLYN AND HERE DYING BIRD! HAHAHA! ok so it's sad lah, that Danielle the bird is dying, but OH MY GOSH! jolyn was SO SO SO funny!

and of course, you have Zai and little Junior growing in her stomach.

i had a good run with ms ng, we ran to 6th avenue and back to school. without Jamie, because JAMIE HAD TO RUN BACK TO SCHOOL AND SHIT, and THEN she needed to eat her CHWEE KUEH! hahahaha

found that charmaine had oiled the whole table with oil from the chwee kueh, which was unsaturated.

drew on charmaine's forehead.

charmaine stole my calculator and zai's calculator and RAN AWAY. *rolls eyes* stupid char!!

THEN. the second encounter with the ms ho! after asking her a question where the algebraic term was "t"...
me: ok thanks ms ho! bye!
ms ho: ok bye... SO WHATS T!?
me: *not thinking* A DRINK.
ms ho: CORRECT! HAHAHAHAHA!

after which zai char and i tried to study, but failed. so we got hungry and had to go to kap, you know, just HAD to. but first we sang the Olympics song in the concourse which was devoid of people. and acted as olympics participants! but STUPID ZAI had to go and take a video! GrRR! SO EMBARASSING... ZAI I ONLY FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE YOU TREATED ME TO MCFLURRY AH..

then we had to go to the LOCKER because ZAI (again) had to take stuff from her locker. and it was SO DARN FREAKY. the haze made the long dark corridor all smoky. and when we tried to turn the light on, we ended up turning it off! THEN THE SECURITY GUARD APPEARED! hahah zai was like so scared, poor thing! it puzzles me you know, that she had this GINORMOUS mushroom growing in her room, and actually prodded it, but is scared of the dark. actually its quite cute. hahaha okok thats great.

THEN we went to kap, where charmaine catapulted a piece of ice out of her mouth, where Zai's water burst, and where we tried to act like chickens. oh and CHARMAINE decided to act as a COW. DARN FUNY! she's the skinniest cow i've ever seen!! HAHAHA! Where i became the french fry devil, and char was the angel who had a french fry cross. naturally i won, and zai had to eat mcflurry with me! HA HA! of course there were many many other fun things, but i can't remember them all, so i'll wait for zai to write about it!

oh my gosh and you know there was mayo in my straw when i sucked the mcflurry up. EEW.

right, then i got home, and lo and behold! a priceless email from debbie, the provider of cool songs and my Wednesday Running Buddy, AND GUESS WHAT SHE SENT ME! SUPREME VIDEOS OF CRYSTAL WONG, HEAD PREFECT 2006, WHICH WE ALL TOOK LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO! hahha when she acted as superman, and learnt to twirl around the playground pole thing (and died after that), and one where debbie and i were twirling around the other thing, and she was singing at the top of her lungs! AHAHHAH!

ALSO, my mother has just presented me with a really really sweet book called Just the Way You Are about a king who loved the child just as she was.. it's actually a children's book and draws a parallel to God's love. ANYWAY. inside the book she wrote: "Love u just the way you are". i'm so touched!!

anyway i want to sleep now. last 2 things to say:
-char and zai, thank you for a super duper day, i love you guys lots!

-if vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and sunflower oil is made of sunflowers, what is baby oil made of?!

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these are the moments, these are the times
let's make the best out of our lives

I'll go, but I cannot go alone
'Cause I know I'm nothing on my own
But the power of Christ in me makes me strong
Makes me strong

'Cause when I'm weak, You make me strong
When I'm blind you shine Your light on me
'Cause I'll never get by living on my own ability
How refreshing to know You don't need me
How amazing to find that you want me
So I'll stand on Your Truth,
and I'll fight with Your Strength
Until You bring the victory,
by the power of Christ in me

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don't worry liza! we'll live through this!
and i promise if i ever get married you will still get to be my bridesmaid!
even if you become fat and ugly! AHAH! (DUHHH, like, IM SURE THAT WILL HAPPEN. not.)

(O:

i think i have found the most annoying phrase EVER:

"you very annoying leh."

UGHHHH!

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