Tuesday, October 04, 2005
why do we humans always manage to bring upon ourselves what is the worst for us? why do we stress ourselves out, planning all these complex goals and aims for our lives and trying to achieve them? why MUST we try to always beat someone else, win someone else, have more than someone else, in everything we do? does it REALLY bring us a sense of euphoria, that we compare ourselves to others and feel assured of our importance on this earth if we are, in one way or another, better than someone else?
i don't know.
it doesn't make ME feel oh-so-wonderful if i'm better than someone at something.
why is it human nature to complicate things? why did idiots before us invent things like currency, rain dances, biurettes, and come up with complicated theories concerning moles? (moles. why can't we just have left it at the little black pigmentations you can find on karen soh's face? or the snuffling animal that pops out of holes in your garden?) more importantly, which numbskull invented exams? i want to wring your neck.
exams are such a waste of time effort money and brainpower. yes, brainpower. did you know that with every little bit of information you put in, some goes out? yes! right now, as i study the wonderful world of cations, memories of my happy childhood are diffusing out of my brain! plus, exams make me SICK, they give me a blocked nose and fever. AND A BAD COMPLEXION! they make everyone eat more and put on weight. they kill trees because SO MUCH PAPER IS USED IN THE EXAM! and in sneezing.
oh i could go on, believe you me. but i shall not. off to eat tutu kueh!