Thursday, July 24, 2008
last night, i couldn't sleep and was all grouchy and blah, so i summoned the jie to my room and asked her to tell me a story. she said okay, and sat on my bed. And this is what she said:
There once, was a goat. (here i go, WITH ACTIONS JIE!! so she promptly contorts her hand into a supposed goat shape and starts again.)
There once, was a goat. and the goat, felt his family didnt love him. so one day, he decided to leave.
(makes goat trot along the length of my bed)
But.
(pause)
THERE WAS A STORM.
so the goat decided to head home.
(makes goat trot back.)
andddd. HIS DAD WAS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, WITH HIS ARMS WIDE OPEN!!!
and he said. "my kid! you have come home!" and embraced him.
"we have prepared a feast for you, even some choice mutton"
"see the sacrifice your brother had to make for you!"
and the goat felt, LOVED.
hahhahaahah i laughed until i almost DIED. seriously. i couldn't breathe! her expressions and actions were just so damn funny. plus the story was so, so warped. hahahah. i love my sis(: call me mean, but i'm actually slightly happy she's sick today, so she could take mc and stay home with meee! we are kicking off the day with ordering mcdelivery. one cannot survive on a diet of phlegm. nuh uh.